Since no one was really paying attention today we covered a lot of territory in the land of fruit and nuts. Thornton, Colorado is outlawing spinning barber poles because after 600 years they believe it's too distracting. New York is outlawing wiffle ball and horse shoes because they're "non-passive recreational activities with a significant risk of injury." A Portuguese international fugitive who skipped out on his 2008 prison sentence was caught while driving solo in the carpool lane on the New Jersey Turnpike! The Queensland Billabong Sanctuary has a depressed wombat because while the zoo was closed for repairs he missed the patting, photos, cuddles and posing for the papparazzi. And last but not least, Russian police are searching for a portly hypnotist who hypnotizes elderly women and has them withdraw their cash for him. Yes it's true, the world's gone mad! But there's sanity at Rotary!
COMMUNITY SERVICE UPDATE: School supplies for Copan, Honduras. Bill Quesenberry collected $186 today in lieu of asking people to go shopping. He will probably hit you up again next week.
VA Bingo is scheduled for Saturday, May 14th. Sign up to entertain the Vets for two hours on Saturday. You'll have as much fun as they do.
Tomorrow is 5th Friday
Join us
Hosted by Ed Morris and Abe Horowitz
It's only $10
Catering by Lovables
And all the Fellowship you can handle!
6 until 8 pm.
Congratulations to Felix Pardo
for 23 Years of
Perfect Attendance
AND he was here to accept his pin!
Thanks for all your years of service.
Patient and reliable, warm hearted but kind of jealous, Taurus natives are pretty swell folks like Carol Brock, celebrating on April 28 and (Swiss) Chris Tyson on the 30th.. Happy Birthday to you both!
Bob Downey is celebrating 28 years as a member of THE best Rotary Club in town!
Happy $$$$
Working Rotarians - April 28, 2011
Greeters - Katrina (and Rodney) Langer
Registration - Aaron Glasser
Collections - Carlos Bolado & Abe Horowitz
Head Table - John Wallace
Special Needs - Ed Morris
Open the Meeting - Greg Martini
Invocation - Miki Speijers
Pledge - Jon Arthur
Singers - Bill Quesenberry & Dan Scipione
DeWitt Law Silver Dollars - Gene Mariutto
Given to - Steve Magenheimer & Jack Witty
Pin Drawing Gift - Dan Scipione
Pin Drawing Winner - Joe Martini
50/50 Collections - Gloria Burns & THE Donald
50/50 Winner - Visiting Rotarian!
5 Way Test - Fred Baddour
Today's Program
Daniel Armstrong, PhD
HOLTZ CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
Professor and Associate Chair
Dept. of Pediatrics, University of Miami
One of the largest children’s hospitals in the southeast United States, Holtz Children’s Hospital is located at the University of Miami / Jackson Memorial Medical Center campus, and is affiliated with the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine. Holtz has more than 110 physicians and specialists, 254 beds, and is among the largest teaching hospitals and research centers in the country. Holtz provides everything from routine medical care to specialized programs including a dialysis center and treatment for HIV, sickle cell, cystic fibrosis, and cancer. A single dose of HIV treatment given to a pregnant mother can reduce the risk of infecting her unborn baby from 32% to 2%. The neonatal intensive care unit has years of success saving the lives of even the tiniest premature babies. Infants as small as three inches have a 20% survival rate. Holtz leads the nation in neonatal and pediatric care.
Holtz attributes its successes to its staff – nurses, specialists, therapists, physicians, administrative, and support. Regardless of a patient’s income or ethnicity, Holtz provides the best pediatric care available. “We are all about the adults these children will become.”
NEXT WEEK'S PROGRAM: Actors' Playhouse with selections from The 39 Steps.
Thought of the Week
by Diane Thurston
"The birds I heard today, which fortunately, did not come within the scope of my science, sang as freshly as if it had been the first morning of creation."
Henry David Thoreau
Join us next week,
same time, same place
same great bunch of Rotarians.
No comments:
Post a Comment