Thursday, April 28, 2011

Vol.65 No. 43 Notes from the Podium

President's Time

Since no one was really paying attention today we covered a lot of territory in the land of fruit and nuts.  Thornton, Colorado is outlawing spinning barber poles because after 600 years they believe it's too distracting.  New York  is outlawing wiffle ball and horse shoes  because they're "non-passive recreational activities with a significant risk of injury."  A Portuguese international fugitive who skipped out on his 2008 prison sentence was caught while driving solo in the carpool lane on the New Jersey Turnpike!  The Queensland Billabong Sanctuary has a depressed wombat because while the zoo was closed for repairs he missed the patting, photos, cuddles and posing for the papparazzi.  And last but not least, Russian police are searching for a portly hypnotist who hypnotizes elderly women and has them withdraw their cash for him.  Yes it's true, the world's gone mad!  But there's sanity at Rotary!

COMMUNITY SERVICE UPDATE:  School supplies for Copan, Honduras.  Bill Quesenberry collected $186 today in lieu of asking people to go shopping.  He will probably hit you up again next week.

VA Bingo is scheduled for Saturday, May 14th.  Sign up to entertain the Vets for two hours on Saturday.  You'll have as much fun as they do.





Tomorrow is 5th Friday
Join us
Hosted by Ed Morris and Abe Horowitz
It's only $10
Catering by Lovables
And all the Fellowship you can handle!
6 until 8 pm.






Congratulations to Felix Pardo
 for 23 Years  of
Perfect Attendance
AND he was here to accept his pin!
Thanks for all your years of service.



Patient and reliable, warm hearted but kind of jealous, Taurus natives are pretty swell folks like Carol Brock, celebrating on April 28 and (Swiss) Chris Tyson on the 30th..  Happy Birthday to you both!

Bob Downey is celebrating 28 years as a member of THE best Rotary Club in town!


Happy $$$$

Things were kinda quiet today, no dandy Randy.  No Diva.  But Past President Keith Phillips jumped in with the first happy $$$ and found a bunch more.  Keith was happy to have just returned from their place in North Carolina and he was treated to snow and spring all in the same two weeks.  Dogwoods and apple trees are officially in bloom.  Steve Spann was happy that his four month old daughter got a great check up yesterday, she's in the 50th percentile but she had an ear infection, got two shots and still didn't keep him up last night ... she slept through.  Kelly Sastre is happy to announce the coming of her third grandchild this year.  Daughter Tamara is expected to deliver on November 8.  Coincidentally her son Aris' baby was born on February 8 and her daughter Stacy's on March 8.  Sounds like they need to play the lottery soon.  Debbie Swain was happy that they located the lost teenager on their 60 mile bike ride over the weekend.  He rode 97.5 miles trying to find the rest of the group! Also Tuesday she and hubby John celebrate 31 years of marriage.  Joe Martini (Greg's son) was happy to announce that his mom, Nancy will be at the art show at Fairchild Tropical Gardens on Saturday and Sunday from 9:30 until 4:30 and at the Miami Beach Botanical Garden on Tuesday from 6:00 until 8:30.  Please come.  Not to be outdone by his friend Joe, Nicholas Trombly (THE Donald's son) was really happy that he got to go fishing at the Chokoloskee River last weekend.  He caught a bunch of catfish and Joe and Fred taught him to play cards!  Margarita Tonkinson was really happy to see all the children at Rotary today. Bob Schreiber  was happy that at Paws4You's biweekly pet event on Saturday, five dogs got adopted.  They're having their big fundraiser on May 14th and they're looking for silent auction items so if you have something to give, contact Bob or Judy Pantoja.  Felix Pardo is happy to have three kids. The first one is perfect and makes you really happy, with the second one you slow down.  There's 12 years between his second and third and his third has just made him REALLY proud.  He got a scholarship to Loyola in Chicago where his sister went and where she lives.  He's keeping the family tradition of going as far away from Miami as possible to someplace cold.  Happiness pays so keep on smiling!

Working Rotarians - April 28, 2011

Greeters - Katrina (and Rodney) Langer
Registration - Aaron Glasser
Collections - Carlos Bolado & Abe Horowitz
Head Table - John Wallace
Special Needs - Ed Morris
Open the Meeting - Greg Martini
Invocation - Miki Speijers
Pledge - Jon Arthur
Singers - Bill Quesenberry & Dan Scipione
DeWitt Law Silver Dollars - Gene Mariutto
Given to - Steve Magenheimer & Jack Witty
Pin Drawing Gift - Dan Scipione
Pin Drawing Winner - Joe Martini
50/50 Collections - Gloria Burns & THE Donald
50/50 Winner - Visiting Rotarian!
5 Way Test - Fred Baddour


 Today's Program

Daniel Armstrong, PhD
HOLTZ CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
Professor and Associate Chair
Dept. of Pediatrics, University of Miami

One of the largest children’s hospitals in the southeast United States, Holtz Children’s Hospital is located at the University of Miami / Jackson Memorial Medical Center campus, and is affiliated with the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine. Holtz has more than 110 physicians and specialists, 254 beds, and is among the largest teaching hospitals and research centers in the country. Holtz provides everything from routine medical care to specialized programs including a dialysis center and treatment for HIV, sickle cell, cystic fibrosis, and cancer. A single dose of HIV treatment given to a pregnant mother can reduce the risk of infecting her unborn baby from 32% to 2%. The neonatal intensive care unit has years of success saving the lives of even the tiniest premature babies. Infants as small as three inches have a 20% survival rate. Holtz leads the nation in neonatal and pediatric care.

Holtz attributes its successes to its staff – nurses, specialists, therapists, physicians, administrative, and support. Regardless of a patient’s income or ethnicity, Holtz provides the best pediatric care available. “We are all about the adults these children will become.”

NEXT WEEK'S PROGRAM:  Actors' Playhouse with selections from The 39 Steps.

Thought of the Week
by Diane Thurston


"The birds I heard today, which fortunately, did not come within the scope of my science, sang as freshly as if it had been the first morning of creation."

                                                        Henry David Thoreau



Scene Scenes






Join us next week,
same time, same place
same great bunch of Rotarians.

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